koala eats shoots and leaves joke

I love this joke it is so funny and awesome. I’m glad you finished the punctuation book, Stephen.

You are all dumb. When the waiter brings him his check he pulls out a gun, shoots him and starts walking towards the door.And orders some food, after his meal the server comes out and asks how everything was and the panda bear pulls a gun a shoots him. So the waiter pulls out his smartphone and looks up panda. A Well Known But Funny Koala Joke Joey the youthful koala walks into a bar, sits down, makes himself comfortable and orders a sandwich. He's disheveled and grumpy. Sure enough, right there before his eyes he sees 'Panda - indigenous to southern China. The waiter is surprised but still serves his order.A panda walks into a café. As intended by the author, "eats" is a verb, while "shoots" and "leaves" are the verb's objects: a panda's diet comprises shoots and leaves. The bartender yells to him, "You can do that!" I'm a Panda. As he is leaving the bartender jumps up and says, "what was that for?" The Koala eats the BLT sandwich, gets up, spins around, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, and proceeds to walk out of the bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. Confused, the protitute looks down at the page.
PLZ COME UP WITH MORE JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a BLT sandwich. "Where are you going? The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and looks up Koala: The dictionary said "n. a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves." Eats shoots and leaves.”If you dont get thsi your retarded. The panda bear replies "I'm a panda bear Google it.." and leaves. Is that funnier?That is stupid man you got that from the book you idiot. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." 'and orders a sandwich. The had a comma in his definition, that made it seem like as if he was meant to eat, then use a gun and shoot, then leave. "He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and unloads it into the ceiling. He orders his food just like normal. So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my goat." The manager curiously Googled panda bear and was reading "panda bear: black and white bear, eats chutes and leaves. I love the original though! Koala goes up to the room of a nice skank.

Why did you shoot him?

Some people have to point out the wrong in everyone else’s comments, but end up with their own comments sounding far dumber. I am over 18. I’m a Panda. The joke turns on the ambiguity of the final sentence fragment.
The panda bear asks, “What do you want?” The bartender replies, “First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food.”The panda bear turns around and says, “Hey! Posted by The Koala Kid at 11:16 AM. A koala goes to a brothel So a koala goes to a brothel and does the deed with the prostitute. The panda pulls out a dictionary, points to the entry on pandas, which reads: Panda (n.) – Eats shoots and leaves....orders some food and everything seems fine. You can’t find the joke in the book. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. "The panda: and animal of black and white coloring that eats, shoots,and leaves.

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. That joke is from a book.

After the meal the waiter comes to the table to give the panda the check.


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