bad jokes for adults

15. September 2020 @ 14:19

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The best of anti-jokes. I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.

Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? I don’t know why.Local man killed by falling piano.

If you have a funny joke you would like to share, please submit it! 30.

There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

DGLimages/Shutterstock. Irish jokes are famous across the world, some good and some bad. Only the good bad jokes though, not the bad ones. She couldn’t control her pupils.All rights reserved. 328 of the funniest bad jokes out there.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Oops!

Something went wrong. From wince-inducing puns to ghastly double entrendres, here are 115 of the very worst/best.

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HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard?I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. But these corny jokes don’t have expiration dates, so you can bust them out for years to come. Give us a little more information and we'll give you a lot more relevant content So I thought it would be only fair to include these Irish jokes in a big blog post. Groan out loud with these bad jokes and puns! It depends on how things progress. Julia Barnes for Fatherly Do you plan on sending your kids back to school this fall? No. Please contact Oops! Please contact ↓

For the past 30 days, I have been sharing an Irish joke every day on my Facebook page.. To be honest, I wasn’t sure what kind of reaction they would get, surprisingly the jokes reached over 1 million people!. I'm not sure yet. Something went wrong.

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From animal jokes to food jokes, math jokes and Star Wars jokes, this list features a funny, corny joke for every occasion. There's only one thing better than a good joke - a joke so bad that it's good. Because while R-rated humor can become a crutch, making people laugh without invoking adult-only language is a real, rare talent. Yes. I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. All NBA Stadiums Will Be Converted Into Voting Locations

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While there are some hilarious (and appropriate) “dirty” jokes for kids, parents have to strike a balance between encouraging laughter and keeping potty-mouth in check. I trust that our schools are taking precautions.

Your child's birthday or due date Because the “P” is silent! New jokes are added daily. Give us a little more information and we'll give you a lot more relevant content Bad jokes so crap, dumb and silly they somehow turn brilliant.

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