You can’t quite make out what she says because someone drops a cane. Much faster than we realize. See how my shoulders are wide and then as you go down it starts to V, that’s because I have wide shoulders, alright?I know the last shirt you got me was a small and still looked big on me.
She speaks poniards, and every word stabs. (then) Know what else I think about that’s weird? Can it be? If the King finds out that you are not a lady, the police will take you to the Tower of London, where your head will be cut off as a warning to other presumptuous flower girls (Eliza looks up at him terrified) But if you are not found out, you shall have a present of seven-and-six to start life with as a lady in a shop. Make a suggestion. I can feel this planet, Gloria. [Monologue Request] - Male, comedic, 1-2 minutes (preferably closer to 1) I've got an audition coming up for a regional theater season and, while I typically get cast in musicals and don't have to perform monologues often (or ever), I have to have one for this. And when you’re really lonely, the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth.
An oak but with one green leaf on it would have answered her; my very visor began to assume life and scold with her.
Well, lunchtime is among the worst times of the day for me. Girls.
He rushed over to it, and whaddya think it was? Continuing his disgraceful deception, he succeeded in the course of the afternoon in alienating the affections of my only ward. These words, spoken by the role of Benedick, is a great choice if you’re looking to find a monologue that showcases old English and can be performed in approximately one minute.“O, she misused me past the endurance of a block! But still, in the larger sense, in a broader sense, it’s better to have lived than left, right?”If this were a ‘Friends’ episode, this monologue would be called ‘the one where Schroeder calls out Lucy for being crabby. Yessir, the boy Dermish himself, lying there looking all dead….Now to kill somebody somewhere else in the world would’ve been an awful thing, but you see, Harry was a citizen of the little town that wasn’t there, and he probably never lived in the first place. We’ve pulled ten from our ever-expanding collection of monologues so you can choose the perfect one for you! She has chased him, panting, from castle to castle, till he finally took refuge, for several weekends, in the gentleman’s lavatory of the House of Lords.
You can’t quite make out what she says because someone drops a cane. Much faster than we realize. See how my shoulders are wide and then as you go down it starts to V, that’s because I have wide shoulders, alright?I know the last shirt you got me was a small and still looked big on me.
She speaks poniards, and every word stabs. (then) Know what else I think about that’s weird? Can it be? If the King finds out that you are not a lady, the police will take you to the Tower of London, where your head will be cut off as a warning to other presumptuous flower girls (Eliza looks up at him terrified) But if you are not found out, you shall have a present of seven-and-six to start life with as a lady in a shop. Make a suggestion. I can feel this planet, Gloria. [Monologue Request] - Male, comedic, 1-2 minutes (preferably closer to 1) I've got an audition coming up for a regional theater season and, while I typically get cast in musicals and don't have to perform monologues often (or ever), I have to have one for this. And when you’re really lonely, the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth.
An oak but with one green leaf on it would have answered her; my very visor began to assume life and scold with her.
Well, lunchtime is among the worst times of the day for me. Girls.
He rushed over to it, and whaddya think it was? Continuing his disgraceful deception, he succeeded in the course of the afternoon in alienating the affections of my only ward. These words, spoken by the role of Benedick, is a great choice if you’re looking to find a monologue that showcases old English and can be performed in approximately one minute.“O, she misused me past the endurance of a block! But still, in the larger sense, in a broader sense, it’s better to have lived than left, right?”If this were a ‘Friends’ episode, this monologue would be called ‘the one where Schroeder calls out Lucy for being crabby. Yessir, the boy Dermish himself, lying there looking all dead….Now to kill somebody somewhere else in the world would’ve been an awful thing, but you see, Harry was a citizen of the little town that wasn’t there, and he probably never lived in the first place. We’ve pulled ten from our ever-expanding collection of monologues so you can choose the perfect one for you! She has chased him, panting, from castle to castle, till he finally took refuge, for several weekends, in the gentleman’s lavatory of the House of Lords.
You can’t quite make out what she says because someone drops a cane. Much faster than we realize. See how my shoulders are wide and then as you go down it starts to V, that’s because I have wide shoulders, alright?I know the last shirt you got me was a small and still looked big on me.
She speaks poniards, and every word stabs. (then) Know what else I think about that’s weird? Can it be? If the King finds out that you are not a lady, the police will take you to the Tower of London, where your head will be cut off as a warning to other presumptuous flower girls (Eliza looks up at him terrified) But if you are not found out, you shall have a present of seven-and-six to start life with as a lady in a shop. Make a suggestion. I can feel this planet, Gloria. [Monologue Request] - Male, comedic, 1-2 minutes (preferably closer to 1) I've got an audition coming up for a regional theater season and, while I typically get cast in musicals and don't have to perform monologues often (or ever), I have to have one for this. And when you’re really lonely, the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth.
An oak but with one green leaf on it would have answered her; my very visor began to assume life and scold with her.
Well, lunchtime is among the worst times of the day for me. Girls.
He rushed over to it, and whaddya think it was? Continuing his disgraceful deception, he succeeded in the course of the afternoon in alienating the affections of my only ward. These words, spoken by the role of Benedick, is a great choice if you’re looking to find a monologue that showcases old English and can be performed in approximately one minute.“O, she misused me past the endurance of a block! But still, in the larger sense, in a broader sense, it’s better to have lived than left, right?”If this were a ‘Friends’ episode, this monologue would be called ‘the one where Schroeder calls out Lucy for being crabby. Yessir, the boy Dermish himself, lying there looking all dead….Now to kill somebody somewhere else in the world would’ve been an awful thing, but you see, Harry was a citizen of the little town that wasn’t there, and he probably never lived in the first place. We’ve pulled ten from our ever-expanding collection of monologues so you can choose the perfect one for you! She has chased him, panting, from castle to castle, till he finally took refuge, for several weekends, in the gentleman’s lavatory of the House of Lords.
You can’t quite make out what she says because someone drops a cane. Much faster than we realize. See how my shoulders are wide and then as you go down it starts to V, that’s because I have wide shoulders, alright?I know the last shirt you got me was a small and still looked big on me.
She speaks poniards, and every word stabs. (then) Know what else I think about that’s weird? Can it be? If the King finds out that you are not a lady, the police will take you to the Tower of London, where your head will be cut off as a warning to other presumptuous flower girls (Eliza looks up at him terrified) But if you are not found out, you shall have a present of seven-and-six to start life with as a lady in a shop. Make a suggestion. I can feel this planet, Gloria. [Monologue Request] - Male, comedic, 1-2 minutes (preferably closer to 1) I've got an audition coming up for a regional theater season and, while I typically get cast in musicals and don't have to perform monologues often (or ever), I have to have one for this. And when you’re really lonely, the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth.
An oak but with one green leaf on it would have answered her; my very visor began to assume life and scold with her.
Well, lunchtime is among the worst times of the day for me. Girls.
He rushed over to it, and whaddya think it was? Continuing his disgraceful deception, he succeeded in the course of the afternoon in alienating the affections of my only ward. These words, spoken by the role of Benedick, is a great choice if you’re looking to find a monologue that showcases old English and can be performed in approximately one minute.“O, she misused me past the endurance of a block! But still, in the larger sense, in a broader sense, it’s better to have lived than left, right?”If this were a ‘Friends’ episode, this monologue would be called ‘the one where Schroeder calls out Lucy for being crabby. Yessir, the boy Dermish himself, lying there looking all dead….Now to kill somebody somewhere else in the world would’ve been an awful thing, but you see, Harry was a citizen of the little town that wasn’t there, and he probably never lived in the first place. We’ve pulled ten from our ever-expanding collection of monologues so you can choose the perfect one for you! She has chased him, panting, from castle to castle, till he finally took refuge, for several weekends, in the gentleman’s lavatory of the House of Lords.
If her breath were as terrible as her terminations, there were no living near her; she would infect the North Star. Why shouldn’t she look at me? Children. (he puts his lunchbag over his head.) Would he, for example, give up something precious for the sake of the daughter he loves?” But alas, he gives up sand. And that’s exactly what you think when you’re standing at the altar, isn’t it, “Live” or “Leave” and you have to live. No contest.”All the world’s a stage and, therefore, we must end our collection with another monologue by Shakespeare. Enter Beverly Carlton: a playwright and performer with a talent for impressions. Older Adults. I swear I can actually feel this planet hurtling through space. Is she saying “live while you can,” or “leave while you can”? in English, studied Shakespeare in London and interned at an opera house. How can it when you don’t understand it?
On the other hand…it’s very hard to breathe in here. In fact the whole day probably never even happened, because you see, this is a fairy tale…(angry) Dream stuff, boy, all made up outta broomsticks and wishing wells! Impress your casting director with these 17 comedic monologues for men: 1. O spirit of love!
Here it comes. Only s-s-six partridges, f-f-four grouse, and the D-D-Duke of Sutherland.”Poor Charlie Brown! Is he the one I’ve waited for? Berowne, a former cynic when it comes to romance, unexpectedly falls for a beautiful girl; this new revelation sparks the words below…Pack your bags and take a trip to Brigadoon with this monologue. Combat the stress of sifting through scripts with Theatre Nerds’ comprehensive collection of comedic monologues for actors. There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there. "Cassandra" Short Humorous Monologue from Published Script "The Hysterical History of the Trojan War" ISBN-13: 978-1452871448- FEMALE COMEDY (1 minute) "I Need Detention" Monologue from a published play "The Ghosts of Detention"ISBN-13: 978-1499111309 - MALE COMEDY (2-3 minutes) "Mugged in Metropolis" - Monologue- Female (1-2 minutes… Well, my height is 5’11 so I’m no Napoleon. And all those hours in between when I do all those stupid things.
You can’t quite make out what she says because someone drops a cane. Much faster than we realize. See how my shoulders are wide and then as you go down it starts to V, that’s because I have wide shoulders, alright?I know the last shirt you got me was a small and still looked big on me.
She speaks poniards, and every word stabs. (then) Know what else I think about that’s weird? Can it be? If the King finds out that you are not a lady, the police will take you to the Tower of London, where your head will be cut off as a warning to other presumptuous flower girls (Eliza looks up at him terrified) But if you are not found out, you shall have a present of seven-and-six to start life with as a lady in a shop. Make a suggestion. I can feel this planet, Gloria. [Monologue Request] - Male, comedic, 1-2 minutes (preferably closer to 1) I've got an audition coming up for a regional theater season and, while I typically get cast in musicals and don't have to perform monologues often (or ever), I have to have one for this. And when you’re really lonely, the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth.
An oak but with one green leaf on it would have answered her; my very visor began to assume life and scold with her.
Well, lunchtime is among the worst times of the day for me. Girls.
He rushed over to it, and whaddya think it was? Continuing his disgraceful deception, he succeeded in the course of the afternoon in alienating the affections of my only ward. These words, spoken by the role of Benedick, is a great choice if you’re looking to find a monologue that showcases old English and can be performed in approximately one minute.“O, she misused me past the endurance of a block! But still, in the larger sense, in a broader sense, it’s better to have lived than left, right?”If this were a ‘Friends’ episode, this monologue would be called ‘the one where Schroeder calls out Lucy for being crabby. Yessir, the boy Dermish himself, lying there looking all dead….Now to kill somebody somewhere else in the world would’ve been an awful thing, but you see, Harry was a citizen of the little town that wasn’t there, and he probably never lived in the first place. We’ve pulled ten from our ever-expanding collection of monologues so you can choose the perfect one for you! She has chased him, panting, from castle to castle, till he finally took refuge, for several weekends, in the gentleman’s lavatory of the House of Lords.
